an ode to Bose headphones

because it's 5:00 on Friday...

Dear Bose headphones,  

Thank you for allowing me to keep my sanity.  

Thank you for helping me to avoid sinning. 

If it weren't for you, I may physically hurt someone. 

If it weren't for you, I may yell at my neighbors.

If it weren't for you, I just might lose my mind. 

And if it weren't for you, I'd be asking Jesus for forgiveness.

I am grateful for you. Oh-so-grateful for you. 

I just thought you might like to know. 

Sincerely, 

Meredith